Not All About Walls*

“Why did the wall cross the road?”
“Why?”
“To meet another wall at the corner.”

 

“What do a wall and a pot have in common?”
“I dunno.”
“Both are found in kitchens and dictionaries.”

 

 

“Why do walls like to travel in fours?”
“Why?”
“More¬†room.”

 

“Why are inside walls always on their best behavior?”
“I dunno.”
“A ceiling constantly watches over them.”

 

“When do walls move around?”
“When?”
“When you’re drunk.”

 

“When do walls usually take a trip?”
“I dunno.”
“During a tornado.”

 

“Why don’t walls go swimming?”
“Why?”
“They can’t find bathing suits that fit.”

 

“Knock.¬† Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Wall.”
“Wall who?”
“What are you so happy about?”
“I’m happy because it’s the end of this blog, and we can go home.”

 

*First published on April 7, 2910, in a galaxy far, far away.

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