“Why did the atomic bomb cross the road?”
“Why?”
“To use its mushroom cloud on the other side to roast the chickens who kept crossing the road.”
“What do an atomic bomb and elephant caca have in common?”
“I dunno.”
“Both make a big stink.”
“How long can an atomic bomb hold its breath?”
“I dunno.”
“No one knows. After the blast, people do not last long enough to measure this.”
“How many atomic bombs does it take to change a light bulb?”
“How many?”
“Just one, but an exploding atomic bomb will change more than just the light bulb.”
“Knock. Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Atomic.”
“Atomic who?”
BOOM!
