I am here because I am not somewhere else. If I were somewhere else, would I still be here?
Does a brothel have a head office?
Is Chairman a superhero who flies by the seat of his pants?
If I did not exist, would I still be eligible to vote?
Does a novel disappear once the novelty wears off?
Do bookmarks read while working?
Did my parents have any children?
Do I have enough irrationality, ignorance, and savagery to make it as a human being?