Why did you click on the blog link? Didn’t you see that today’s blog is cancelled?
“I clicked on the link because I was curious. Why is today’s blog cancelled?”
Today’s blog is cancelled for several reasons.
“Such as?”
Such as, a giant firebreathing dragon ate my pencils.
Today’s blog is cancelled because the water on my brain dried up.
Today’s blog is cancelled because I do not have enough coloured paper. “You have too many white sheets of paper, ” said Officer Daniel Diversity of the Politically Correct Police (PPP).
Today’s blog is cancelled because of National Security.
“National Security?”
National Security. The government uses it as a catchall phrase. What can’t I?
Today’s blog is cancelled because a strong wind blew the roof off my pizza.
“I didn’t know that pizzas had rooves.”
Neither did pizzas.
Today’s blog is cancelled because my neighbours borrowed it and have not returned it.
Today’s blog is cancelled because that giant firebreathing dragon barfed up my pencils and messed up my place.
