“I will cover more ground and branch out.”
“My bark is worse than my bite, but I don’t know how to bark, and I don’t know how to bite.”
“I hate male dogs!”
“No, I never get lonely. Birds and bugs keep me company, and the wind occasionally blows me.”
“I was Pinnochio in a past life. Now I don’t have a nose, and no one can tell when I am lying.”
“I am the president of TAL – Trees Against Lumberjacks.”
“I had a dream that I could not dream because I was a tree.”
“I don’t mind standing, but sometimes I wish I could sit down.”
“I’m glad we don’t have to wear a mask. I wouldn’t know where to put it.”
