I do not know what I do not know until I discover that I do not know it.

 

 

“Is Jesus Christ your Lord and Saviour?”
“Only if he is fully vaxxed.”

 

 

Some restaurants have such lousy service.
They should have signs:
Sorry We’re Open

 

 

I would be perfect if I was not imperfect.

 

 

Am I timeless when I take off my watch?

 

 

“Have you ever had the invisible cucumber experience?”
“No.”
“I should hope not.  The invisible cucumber experience does not exist.”

 

 

WARNING!
DO NOT SWALLOW POISON

 

 

He is such a nice person, but his body is here while his head is in another dimension.

 

 

Does smoking seriously harm fires?

 

 

“Is this The End?”
“I don’t know.  Ask God.”