I do not know what I do not know until I discover that I do not know it.
“Is Jesus Christ your Lord and Saviour?”
“Only if he is fully vaxxed.”
Some restaurants have such lousy service.
They should have signs:
Sorry We’re Open
I would be perfect if I was not imperfect.
Am I timeless when I take off my watch?
“Have you ever had the invisible cucumber experience?”
“I should hope not. The invisible cucumber experience does not exist.”
DO NOT SWALLOW POISON
He is such a nice person, but his body is here while his head is in another dimension.
Does smoking seriously harm fires?
“Is this The End?”
“I don’t know. Ask God.”