Made In A Nut-Free Facility


I do not know what I do not know until I discover that I do not know it.



“Is Jesus Christ your Lord and Saviour?”
“Only if he is fully vaxxed.”



Some restaurants have such lousy service.
They should have signs:
Sorry We’re Open



I would be perfect if I was not imperfect.



Am I timeless when I take off my watch?



“Have you ever had the invisible cucumber experience?”
“I should hope not.  The invisible cucumber experience does not exist.”






He is such a nice person, but his body is here while his head is in another dimension.



Does smoking seriously harm fires?



“Is this The End?”
“I don’t know.  Ask God.”


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