Not All About Rogers

 

“Why did Rogers Communications* (RC) cross the road?”
“I dunno.”
“To go down on the other side.”

 

RC walked into a bar and the bartender said, “What will it be?”
And RC said, “I assure you that I am making every effort and working hard to restore my ability to choose.”
“Uh?” said the bartender.
And RC said, “I will continue to monitor the situation and work hard to restore my ability to choose.”
“How long will that take?” asked the bartender.
And RC replied, “Six inches.”

 

“Knock  Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Rogers Communications.”
“Rogers Communications who?”
“I don’t know, but I assure you that I am working hard and doing everything possible to find out.”

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rogers is down
No service for you

 

 

In the beginning, there was a void.  And God said, “Let there be Rogers!”  And there was still a void.

 

 

“Okay,” said the bartender, “it’s been six inches.  Are you ready to order?”
“Yes,” replied RC.
“What will it be?” asked the bartender.
And RC said, “I’ll have—“

WE INTERRUPT THIS BLOG WITH THE END.  WE REGRET ANY INCONVENIENCE THIS MAY CAUSE.

 

* For those new to Earth, Rogers Communications, is an Internet/ cable/phone company.  Rogers went down in the wee hours of July 8th leaving many customers without Internet, cable, and phone services.

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