“Why did Rogers Communications* (RC) cross the road?”
“To go down on the other side.”
RC walked into a bar and the bartender said, “What will it be?”
And RC said, “I assure you that I am making every effort and working hard to restore my ability to choose.”
“Uh?” said the bartender.
And RC said, “I will continue to monitor the situation and work hard to restore my ability to choose.”
“How long will that take?” asked the bartender.
And RC replied, “Six inches.”
“Rogers Communications who?”
“I don’t know, but I assure you that I am working hard and doing everything possible to find out.”
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rogers is down
No service for you
In the beginning, there was a void. And God said, “Let there be Rogers!” And there was still a void.
“Okay,” said the bartender, “it’s been six inches. Are you ready to order?”
“Yes,” replied RC.
“What will it be?” asked the bartender.
And RC said, “I’ll have—“
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