Write What You Know

Write what you know is often said to people who want to write.

Here is what I know:

I know that 2+2=UFO.
“That’s absurd!”
I know it’s absurd.  That is why I wrote it.


I know that nothing is not impossible.  Nothing is nothing.  How can nothing be anything else except nothing?


I know that genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent body odour.


I know that you should never cover a book by a judge.  The judge gets angry and sends you to jail.


I know that an apple a day keeps the doctor away.  What I don’t know is how doctors react to bananas.


I know that honesty is the best policy—except if you are in deep doo-doo.  When you’re up to your ears in caca—LIE!


I know that date rape has nothing to do with fruit sex.


I know that I often go on and on and don’t know when to stop.

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I am Minnie and Chic's son.