Write what you know is often said to people who want to write.
Here is what I know:
I know that 2+2=UFO.
I know it’s absurd. That is why I wrote it.
I know that nothing is not impossible. Nothing is nothing. How can nothing be anything else except nothing?
I know that genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent body odour.
I know that you should never cover a book by a judge. The judge gets angry and sends you to jail.
I know that an apple a day keeps the doctor away. What I don’t know is how doctors react to bananas.
I know that honesty is the best policy—except if you are in deep doo-doo. When you’re up to your ears in caca—LIE!
I know that date rape has nothing to do with fruit sex.