Will it be so bad if the world ends on a bright, sunny day?

 

 

BE SAFE.
PROTECT YOURSELF AND OTHERS.
GET YOUR COVID VACCINES BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS!

 

 

Will Rogers Communications cancel my Internet and cable when the world ends?

 

 

One of the benefits of the world ending is not having to worry about bad weather.

 

 

Sign in a store: End of the World Sale!  70% Off!

 

 

I don’t care if the world ends as long as I get excellent customer service wherever I go.

 

 

“What will people say after the world ends?”
“I dunno.”
“Nothing.”

 

 

It is the Apocalypse, the Second Coming, the End of the World.  Jesus returns, but The Authorities stop him.
“Do you have proof of vaccination?” ask The Authorities.
“No, I am not vaccinated,” says Jesus.
“Sorry, but you have to leave the planet.”
“But I am the Son of God!”
“We don’t care who you are.  We will not allow you to endanger the lives of vaccinated people.”
So, The Authorities stopped the Apocalypse, the Second Coming, and the End of the World because Jesus was not vaccinated.