Not All About Kumquats

Unvaccinated kumquats not wearing masks


This blog has nothing to do with kumquats.  “Kumquats” in the title is a decoy.  If Twitter or Facebook saw “Not All About Vaccines” as the title,  then Twitter and Facebook would remove the post.  No one can use the word “vaccine” except those supporting the “safe-and-effective” narrative.

By the way, did you know that Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, Head of the World Health Organization (WHO), has not been vaccinated?




“Why did the vaccine cross the road?”
“I dunno.”
“To be with the fear on the other side.  No vaccine is complete without fear.”


“How many vaccines does it take to change a light bulb?”
“How many?”
“Two vaccines plus two hundred and sixty-seven booster shots.”


“Knock  Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“A vaccine.”
“A vaccine who?”
“A vaccine that does not work.”
“Well then, what good are you?”
“I don’t know, but The Authorities still like me.”


A vaccine walked into a bar and the bartender said, “What will it be?”
And the vaccine said, “I’ll have a high fever, blood clots, and a mysterious sudden death, please.”
And the bartender said, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve side effects here.  Can I get you anything else?”
“No, thank you,” said the vaccine as it got up and walked out of the bar before that funny-bone guy finished this blog.



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I am Minnie and Chic's son.