Overheard in Cannibal City:
“You’re an orphan now. Last night, we had your parents for dinner.”
“I’m so happy!”
“Why?”
“I fell in love with the Law of Gravity.”
“Wonderful! I know what I will buy you as a wedding gift.”
“What?”
“Apples.”
“How many corporations does it take to own everything?”
“How many?”
“One.”
“What’s the difference between middle age and old age.”
“I dunno. What?”
“I forget.”
There are a lot of willing partners out there. I can’t believe how much sex I’m having! But there is only one problem: when sex happens, I’m by myself.
I don’t understand the thinking of vaccinated people. It’s a cold day. They go outside wearing fur coats. I go outside without wearing a fur coat.
“Go back inside and get a fur coat,” they say.
“Why?” I ask.
“Because we can only feel safe and warm if you wear a fur coat.”
“Is it better to attend a dinner party or an orgy?”
“An orgy.”
“Why?”
“If you attend an orgy, you don’t have to worry about what to wear.”
One day, I will come to an End—just like this blog.
