Overheard in Cannibal City:
“You’re an orphan now. Last night, we had your parents for dinner.”
“I’m so happy!”
“I fell in love with the Law of Gravity.”
“Wonderful! I know what I will buy you as a wedding gift.”
“How many corporations does it take to own everything?”
“What’s the difference between middle age and old age.”
“I dunno. What?”
There are a lot of willing partners out there. I can’t believe how much sex I’m having! But there is only one problem: when sex happens, I’m by myself.
I don’t understand the thinking of vaccinated people. It’s a cold day. They go outside wearing fur coats. I go outside without wearing a fur coat.
“Go back inside and get a fur coat,” they say.
“Why?” I ask.
“Because we can only feel safe and warm if you wear a fur coat.”
“Is it better to attend a dinner party or an orgy?”
“If you attend an orgy, you don’t have to worry about what to wear.”
One day, I will come to an End—just like this blog.