“Ants have no ears, and worms have stopped going to school.”
“So?”
“So there will never be a Vincent Van Gogh amongst ants, and no more bookworms.”
“What’s the difference between people and rocks?”
“I dunno.”
“Rocks don’t have people in their heads.”
“It’s a good thing pianos don’t eat meat.”
“Why?”
“Think of all the pianists we would lose.”
“What’s wrong? Why so glum?”
“By the time I got to The Boardwalk, it had walked away.”
“What did one pair of glasses say to the other?”
“What?”
” ‘I see you!’ “
Overheard at a gathering:
“Can someone find an ass for this pain?”
Are there bullies amongst bulls?
How come people who hit the road never get charged with assault?
“How does kissing someone’s ass get you promoted?”
“I don’t know. Just make sure someone’s ass isn’t a donkey.”
“I wish I was a windmill.”
“Why?”
“The answer is blowing in the wind.”
“Okay, that’s enough. You’ve hit the bottom of the barrel.”
