Most serious accidents can be prevented if we just stay in bed.
Ice will not melt if you keep it cold.
People who constantly steal usually will stop after you kill them.
With a little practise, you can practise a little.
Famous words of Baby Gums:
“STOP TEETHING ME!”
Just because you have a fever doesn’t mean you’re hot.
Why are we curious?
Is it safe to watch a shark eat your legs?
Swollen Glands From Mars!
“It’s THE END.”
“Really? Where’s Jesus?”
“He’ll be along shortly. He’s getting his seventh booster.”