
Sam Silly and Ab Absurd
Once upon a time, there was an old light bulb that needed to be changed. But no one knew how to change light-bulb diapers, and all the fish shops were closed.
THE END
Once upon a time, there was a piece of junk mail that advertised light-bulb diapers. This piece of junk mail wanted someone to throw it out. But before garbage day, the junk mail’s house burned down, and all the fish shops were closed.
THE END
Once upon a time, there was a man who could not find his pyjamas. He found some junk mail about light-bulb diapers, but could not find his pyjamas. Without pyjamas, this man could not go to bed and sleep. And so he did not get any sleep until he died. Naturally, all the fish shops were closed.
THE END