I could not write a blog for Tuesday September 13th, and here are the 8 1/2 reasons why:
1) – September 13th is Jack Gillespie’s birthday. I don’t know what Jack Gillespie’s birthday has to do with me not writing a blog.
2) – My dog ate my pencils.
3) – I had to blow my nose and could not find a tissue.
4) – I had no time after scooping the poop out of Noah’s ark.
5) – I spent too much time at a wake after the funeral of a banana.
6) – My gears jammed and sent Mercury into retrograde causing my Justin to Trudeau.
7) – I went to Infinity, and it took forever.
8) – I left my body and—
