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“What are you doing?”

“I am writing.”

“Well, it’s about time!”

“No, it’s about Halloween, and it is titled, Trick or Pete.”

“Trick or Pete?  Who is Pete?”

“Pete is a guy who does not respect boundaries.  He barged into the Halloween saying.”

 

 

“Why did the pumpkin cross the road?”

“Why?”

“It didn’t cross the road because it had no legs.  It just sat on the curb pumkining.”

 

 

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had a wife and could not keep her.
He put her in a pumpkin shell
And there he kept her very well.

 

 

BREAKING NEWS:  PETER PETER PUMPKIN EATER CHARGED WITH FORCIBLE CONFINEMENT

 

Activist Group – PAH – Pumpkins Against Halloween

 

“Knock  Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Jack O.”
“Jack O who?”
“Jack O Lantern.”
“What do you want?”
“Revenge!  I want to eat Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater.”
“Try Nowhere.  He hangs out there.”

 

“What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a snow blower?”
“What?”
“A big mess.”

 

“Excuse me, is this Nowhere?”
“Yes.”
“I’m looking for Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater.”
“He just left.  He figured there was no point staying when this blog is ending.”

 

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