A Misunderstanding of Einstein’s Theory of Relativity

 

Which came first, the chicken or the road?

 

I can’t remember the last time I could not remember something.

 

If no one is around when a chocolate cake is eaten, do I still get fat?

 

In my expert opinion, I have a significant lack of intelligence and common sense.  My brain ran off with a rock in my head, and now they live on Mars.

 

Eating rocks for breakfast could slow down your day.

 

Is music another way of describing a sick cow?

 

I love reading picture books!

 

Row Row, Row your boat
Gently down the stream.
Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily
Life is but any system capable of performing functions such as eating, metabolizing, excreting, breathing, moving, growing, reproducing, and responding to external stimuli.*

 

My misunderstanding of E=mc² is so great that I cannot explain how I misunderstand it.

 

* Definition of Life stolen from Britannica.

 

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