“Wow!  You haven’t blogged since the Nice Age.  Such a gap!”

DON’T MIND THE GAP

 

PRIVATE PROPERTY
TRESPASS

 

SPEED
NO LIMIT

 

NOT WELCOME

 

STALE COFFEE

 

DO NOT USE THIS DOOR
GO TO SIDE OF HOUSE
AND CRASH THROUGH WALL

 

NO BREATHING ALLOWED

 

UNREST ROOM

 

WORDS
PROHIBITED

 

DON’T STOP

 

NOTICE:
MUST BE 18 CENTURIES
OR OLDER TO ENTER

 

NOT THE END

 

“But it could be the end.  You can’t fart around with this blog forever.  You have an alien abduction scheduled in an hour, and it’s been a year since your last anal probe.  After that, you have to Lee Harvey your Oswald.  JFK is waiting.  You don’t want to be late for the president.”

 

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