
A Blank Sign
“Wow! You haven’t blogged since the Nice Age. Such a gap!”
DON’T MIND THE GAP
PRIVATE PROPERTY
TRESPASS
SPEED
NO LIMIT
NOT WELCOME
STALE COFFEE
DO NOT USE THIS DOOR
GO TO SIDE OF HOUSE
AND CRASH THROUGH WALL
NO BREATHING ALLOWED
UNREST ROOM
WORDS
PROHIBITED
DON’T STOP
NOTICE:
MUST BE 18 CENTURIES
OR OLDER TO ENTER
NOT THE END
“But it could be the end. You can’t fart around with this blog forever. You have an alien abduction scheduled in an hour, and it’s been a year since your last anal probe. After that, you have to Lee Harvey your Oswald. JFK is waiting. You don’t want to be late for the president.”