“Why did the public speaker cross the road?”
“Why?”
“To go to the Linky Dinky Lecture Hall to give a speech about chickens.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

“How many public speakers does it take to change a light bulb?”
“I dunno.”
“Seven.”
“Why seven?”
“Who knows?  Seven is my favorite number.”

 

 

I enjoy public speaking when the auditorium is …

 

 

“Knock Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“A public speaker.”
“A public speaker who?”
“A public speaker who will not say anything else unless I am paid.”

 

 

 

 

Is pubic speaking connected to oral sex?