Not All About Public Speaking


“Why did the public speaker cross the road?”
“To go to the Linky Dinky Lecture Hall to give a speech about chickens.”







“How many public speakers does it take to change a light bulb?”
“I dunno.”
“Why seven?”
“Who knows?  Seven is my favorite number.”



I enjoy public speaking when the auditorium is …



“Knock Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“A public speaker.”
“A public speaker who?”
“A public speaker who will not say anything else unless I am paid.”



“The Son of Man” by Rene Magritte



Is pubic speaking connected to oral sex?



“Guernica” by Pablo Picasso

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