10 – Cupid once missed, and the arrow hit my eye.
9 – I am allergic to roses and chocolate.
8 – I do not believe in thunder.
“What has thunder got to do with Valentine’s Day?”
I don’t know. I am still trying to figure that out.
7 – Climate change.
6 – Time does not exist; therefore, February 14th is an illusion.
5 – I am not vaccinated and have a healthy heart.
4 – I am no longer hot to trot.
3 – Cupid’s nudity offends me.
2 – Rather than going on them, I enjoy eating dates.
1 – I ran out of gifts for my right hand.
