Today is Monday March 13th. It is my lucky day. Today would be luckier for me if it were Friday the 13th.
I do not know why Friday the 13th or the number 13 is lucky for me. I suspect it involves flying a kayak like a small plane and doing complicated loops, rolls and turns in the air.
What is the connection between 13 being lucky for me, and flying stunts with a kayak? It has something to do with egg white and peanut butter. I cannot explain the egg-white-and-peanut- butter connection to the number 13 because the explanation sounds like nonsense.
By the way, it is my opinion that tomorrow will be Tuesday. This is only my opinion and has no basis in fact.
