Ada Lovelace and Albert Einstein discovered that the square root of macaroni equals the hypotenuse of ten pounds of tomatoes.
I was right! I was right! Yesterday’s blog ended with my opinion that today would be Tuesday. I was right!
Today is Tuesday March 14th, 2023. Albert Einstein was born on March 14th. But in 1879, March 14th was a Friday. Albert wanted to be born on a Friday, just in time for the weekend. He had a date Saturday night with Ada Lovelace, a mathematician.
(Albert would soon discover that Ada was into kinky math. She would get Albert to beat her and call her a “dirty poodle” while she stood in front of a blackboard solving quadratic equations.)
Albert is 144 years old today. But he does not look a day over 150. What is his secret?
Unfortunately, I cannot attend Albert’s birthday party. I am not dead. Albert is inviting dead people only. He does not want any party guests who are alive because alive people spread COVID.
But I will still try to attend Albert’s party. I may be able to get in because many people say, “Gary is dead from the neck up.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ada_Lovelace
