“Why did the hermit cross the road?”
“Why?”
“To hang out with the chickens.  He hated humans and the eggs they laid.”

 

“How many hermits does it take to change a light bulb?”
“How many?”
“Just one, but try to find him.”
“What if I went to the hen house?”
“Yeah, you might find a hermit there.”

 

“What do you get when cross a hermit with a doorknob?”
“I dunno.”
“I don’t know either, but I would not want to handle it.”

 

“Why are hermits prohibited from using public washrooms?”
“Why?”
“They smell so bad the toilets get up and run away.”

 

A hermit walked into a bar, but before the bartender could ask, “What will it be?” the hermit left.  There were too many people and not enough chickens.

 

“Knock  Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“A hermit.”
“A hermit who?”
“A hermit you don’t want to touch because he is part doorknob.”

 

“Is God a hermit?”
“No.”
“How do you know?”
“If God was a hermit, then he would not have created people.”

 

One hermit to another:  “I wish I could put my cave on wheels and travel about.”

 

 

 

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