Police arrested St. Patrick and charged him with harassment and assault against snakes.  Slithery Tithery, a spoke snake for the Snakes’ Rights Association (SRA), said that St. Patrick had no right to force the snakes to leave their native Ireland.

In his defense, St. Patrick said that his intentions were honorable, and that he was doing God’s work.  God could not be reached for comment.

St. Patrick will appear in court on April 31st.



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