“Yeah, sure. With all this politically-correct crap and an inability to do anything without offending someone, I would love to hear a great April Fools’ prank even if it is not politically correct and may offend somebody.”
“This great April Fools’ prank should not offend or ruffle any feathers with the politically-correct crowd.”
“Okay, so what is it?”
“Are you sure you want to hear a great April Fools’ prank?”
