“Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?”
“Why?”
“To take a course on surrealism.”
“Why would the Easter Bunny take a course on surrealism.”
“To understand the relationship between chocolate eggs and Jesus rising from the dead.”
How come there is an Easter Monday and not a Wester Monday?
Is it true Jesus lost 10 pounds between Good Friday and Easter Sunday? If so, then will crucifixion and death become a popular weight-loss method?
How come the Easter Bunny is not mentioned in The Bible?
The Easter Bunny walked into a bar and the bartender said, “What will it be?”
“I’ll have a Chocolate Martini, please,” said the Easter Bunny.
“Figures,” said the bartender.
Are jellybeans molecules on steroids?
A chocolate egg walked into a bar and the bartender said, “What will it be?”
And we will never know what the chocolate egg ordered, or whether it discovered how it relates to the Resurrection because of premature ejacuending.
