If I ruled the World, every day would be every day.
If I ruled the World:
– dreams would come false.
– there would be cures for every disease, including blooptitus, which does not exist.
– women would be able to take the fat off their thighs and butts and put it on their boobs.
– dogs would walk themselves and pick up their poop.
– cats would clean their litter boxes.
– men would occasionally think with the brains in their heads.
– improper fractions would have to act properly.
– semen would taste like chocolate and cause weight loss when swallowed.
– the cell phones of people disturbing others with loud conversations would go dead.
– there would never be a shortage of bananas.
If I ruled the World, blogs like this would have smoother endings.