I do not order enough from Amazon to justify paying for an Amazon Prime membership. Being an Amazon Prime member would give me free shipping. A month ago, I ordered a whoseit for my wazoo. Before World War II, I ordered a bing for my bang. Is it worthwhile to pay for a membership when I order once every eighty-plus years?
Recently, I received an email from Amazon about a problem billing my credit card for membership:
I called Amazon. They did not send the email. They also confirmed that I was not a member.
If I had clicked the Update Payment Information link, I would have given the bad guys my Amazon password and credit card.
“So, what’s the score in the game so far?”
Gary – 1 Bad Guys – 0