Stupid, Really Stupid

Percy Pumptice (1930 – 2005) was the only human with an IQ of minus 57.

I was young and stupid when I got married, really stupid.  I thought I could win an argument with my wife.  Sometimes I was a thousand percent right, but I still lost.

I was reminded of my stupidity the other day when I overheard the ending of an argument between a young man and a young woman.  The young man shouted, “YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK!”  The young woman responded to him with words that had to do with sex and travel.

Was the young man thinking, really thinking?  He knows his partner is angry with him, really angry.  He knows she has teeth, sharp teeth.  Given her state of mind, does he really want her mouth anywhere near his junk?



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I am Minnie and Chic's son.