I attended The Ontario School of Ballet and got a degree in Temperature.
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When the going gets tough, the tough get Walmart gift certificates.
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“Can I trust you?” asked the gasoline.
“Sure,” replied the fire.
And that is how Arnie Arsonist began his novel.
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NEVER WATER A GARDEN WITH GASOLINE!
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NOT-WRITING EXCUSE #47 – “I can’t write. My Exercise Notebook is always at the gym.”
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“I know what happens after we die.”
“What?”
“We slow down.”
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I keep forgetting that I am a genius with a bad memory.
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I consist of molecules and madness—more madness than molecules.
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Nomad – A homeless person who never gets angry.
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“Has the stuff stopped coming out?”
“I don’t know. I think so.”
