“Why did the Internet cross the road?”

“Why?”

“To go down on the other side.”

*

 The Internet walked into a bar and the bartender said, “What will it be?”

And the Internet said, “I’ll have a Spam on the rocks, please.”

The bartender brought the Internet Spam on the rocks and said, “You look cheerful.”

“I am,” said the Internet.

“Why?” asked the bartender.

“Because I am down, but not out.”

*

“How many Internets does it take to change a light bulb?”

“How many?”

“Two, one to carve the turkey and the other to write a book.”

“Wait a minute.  Your answer does not make any sense.”

“You’re right.”

*

You will never see the Internet buying real estate.

*

“Knock.  Knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“The Internet.”

“The Internet?  What are you doing here?  You’re down.”

“Yes, but I am not out.”

*

“What did one website say to the other?”

“I dunno.”

“It said, ‘Do you believe in spiders?’ “

*

Does the Internet being down have anything to do with the Law of Gravity?

*

The Great Questions:

1 – Is there a God?

2 – What is the Meaning of Life?

3 – Where does the Internet go when it goes down?

*

A little surrealistic silliness . . .

“The Internet would not go down if it owned a fridge and stove.”

“Why is that?”

“Salvador Dali loves fridges and stoves.  This is obvious if you examine his paintings.  If the Internet owned a fridge and stove, Dali would keep it up by marrying it and living melting clocks ever after.”

*

“When did the Internet go down?”

“Just after it was vaccinated.”

“Just after it was vaccinated?  Is there a connection?”

 

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