Waving A Magic Wand


I wish I could wave a magic wand:

and Big Pharma would make huge profits from natural cures;

and someone would publish A Guide for Putting On Socks;

and apples get arrested for abduction for keeping doctors away;

and a maid would clean my mind;

and aliens would abduct apples instead of people;

and candy was quicker than liquor;

and the weather was predictable;

and “Hollow” was what holes said to greet each other;

and people could poop on birds to show them what it was like;

and finally,

I wish I could wave a magic wand and bake 3.14159 instead of always looking at it raw.




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I am Minnie and Chic's son.