Where Do Thoughts Come From?

 

“I think, therefore I am,” said Rene Descartes.
I say, “I stink, therefore, for I am invited nowhere.”

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If we evolved from monkeys, do our thoughts still come from monkeys?

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Do thoughts come from a philosopher’s freezer, or are thoughts only served fresh after picking them in a forest with trees that make no noise when they fall?

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Do some peoples’ thoughts come from a bottle?

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What about sweet thoughts?  Do they come from bees and honey?

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Do thoughts come from a store called Thoughts R Us?

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“Do they mine thoughts from underground brains?”
“Are there brains underground?”
“Yes.”
“How do you know?”
“Well, they are not in most peoples’ heads.”

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“Do thoughts come with false teeth?”
“Only your dentist knows for sure.”

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Do sick thoughts go to a thoughtspital where Doctors of Philosophy treat them?

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“What were Rene Descartes’ first words when he went to Heaven?”
“I dunno.”
“He said, ‘I thought, therefore I was.’ “

 

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